Monday, December 7, 2009

New LanDiego site announced!


The site for the new town of LanDiego in Wyoming has been determined, according to Wilbur "Nosey" Sniffing, the village's interim mayor.

"We looking at east of Cheyenne, but, for sure, west of the Jackson Hole area," says Sniffing. "We looking at building around an old jackalope breeding facility," he adds.

"It should be a nice area, too. Very little wind, lots of organic sagebrush, with dynamic Indian casinos and romantic scenery."

Sniffing was prominent in getting LanDiego on the map...a project he started back in 1984 with his then wife, Dena Smenge, former Secretary of Rocks in the Wyoming State Government.

LanDiego promises to be a "quaint farming community," with plenty of "recreational activities," says Sniffing.

The new town of LanDiego launched!


Wyoming state officials were happy to report today that the new town of LanDiego has broken wind and is under construction. Stay tuned for more details, and no truth to the rumor that the new village will host a museum for belly button lint of former Wyoming politicians...except maybe former governor, Stan Hathaway.